Losing My Broken Brain

I have not been able to find my favorite pair of work shoes this week. Can someone tell me how it is possible to lose a pair of shoes?? They H A V E to be here in the house, somewhere, right? I've torn the house apart, upteen million times and I still can't find them!

Along that same vein...I've also managed to lose my wallet two times in the last week and a half! Thankfully, I've found it both times, but GEEZ...ya think I'd have learned some sort of the lesson the first time around. Actually, the last time I vaguely remember losing my wallet was back in high school.

hhhmmm.....maybe I'm losing my broken brain?