The Ass-attack Strategy

River has devised an ass-attack strategy when attempting to play with Boy. It’s quite hysterical. Instead of attacking Boy straight on, he scuddles towards him sideways and then jumps towards Boy’s face and twist so his ass is first. I guess he figures this way Boy can’t smack him on the head, which has been Boy’s typical response to the canine usurper. Since River really can’t get very close to Boy for a good one-on-one fistfight, he has taken to biting his tail. I’m pleased to share that Boy and River are starting to play together, albeit tentatively. And, I’m further pleased to disclose that Boy has finally begun to kick River’s ass! Now if Cirque would only stop running from him and show him whose boss, maybe we could all be on big happy family. Am I a mean mommy??

Today’s Happy Accident: Puppy breath!