MAMMOGRAM = BREAST ABUSE

Today was a monumental day for me, a right of passage into middle-agedhood, I had my first mammogram. All I can say is OUCH!! What sick fuck thought squishing boobies flat as pancakes was the only conceivable way to take pictures of breasts?

I have spent most of my life battling the affects of gravity on my breasts. I am stalwart in wearing a bra almost all the time, I even sleep in a bra. I minimize the time my breasts are allowed to hang free all in the efforts to keep my breasts nice and perky. And today, some strange women took perverse pleasure in squashing my boobs FLAT!!

It's just sick and wrong on so many levels!